Emmanuelle Returns

Emmanuel returns
More soft porn cheese! 70’s Stylin
Valentines Day 2009 Mercury Cape Town

Disco- Soul-Funk-Anthems - Theme Tunes- Retro Madness- over 2 floors

On Valentines Day the whole world forgets the grind: The economic downturn, the Middle East, weapons of mass destruction, global warming etc blah blah… enough already! And turns its attention for one night only to the soothing all embracing hold of love, just love, it sadly the only thing that there is just too little of. And is not some good tasteful soft porn just a visual expression of the delights to be found in love?

In response to the world’s obvious woes and the need for some in your face loving we at Sleaze have bowed to unstoppable popular demand and have again called upon the goddess of love, that siren of sultry, that heroine of horny – the celluloid climax herself- Emmanuelle - to bring some sunshine and sexy sheen into our lives .

So for one night of unadulatered excess, nocturnal naughtiness and down right nasty grooves we invite you to forget your woes and immerse yourself in the pleasures of the body and obtain a licence for love at our super sultry seventies xxx rated extravaganza Emmanuelle returns – more soft porn cheese.

On the night of Feb 14.we will transform Mercury into a lascivious love shack where even the most dour face deadbeat will be metamorphosized into crazy Casanovas, posing porn stars and playboy bunnies, Our Team of Vinyl Hustlers will be spinning decadent disco, sensual soul, fetish funk, porno pop and lecherous lounge to ensure that you are all shaking ya booty over our two dance floors and unearthing that love demon that we all know lurks within.

And when all that dance floor sexual tension erupts and reaches boiling point we are proud to present Club land’s first ever DIY porn set! That’s right you too can be a porn star! We have the director, the set, the props, the fluffers and the extras so that you can be the star for Sleaze’s own in house large screen Big Brother, feel fee to bring your own camera/phone cam for your at home entertainment later.

To ensure that loving feeling is literary all around we have devised devious match ups and have recruited cheeky Cupids and Hollywood style sleazeballs to make sure that no one is ever alone and to ensure that as at every Cheese Party everyone has the chance to be part of the action,

Live on stage antics include our world exclusive reinterpretation of a recently departed seventies legend and our Picking the Pervert dating game. Our specially dimly lit erotica cinema will screen Emmanuelle’s classics while giving you a place to get up close and personal away from prying eyes, when cupids arrow strikes,

Featuring the always in trouble CHARLIE BROWN, the all too much to love HUGGY BEAR,, the nice ‘n;’ naughty Ms H from Ms H prsents the Boogie, the caner of the year KEVIN GRAY as Captain Flactastic the professor of cheese DJ ZERO and the unstoppable sex machine THE BOOGIEMAN with special guest blue movie legends and MC DR LOVE it will be a night to remember.

Though as you are the star so there is the part for all - so dress it - porn stars playboy bunnies, horny devils, S am M madams, naughty nurses, desperate housewives, titillating teases, horny hunks. Little Lolitas ……..

Tickets are cockteasingly cheap at R25 online./pre-book - webtickets -dress up obligatory, with the first 50 pre booked invited to the free bubbly foreplay party at 8, Then its R30 before 10 then R40 after.

Doors open 9 (8 for the foreplay party for the prepaid),
Mercury …
Sat 14 February
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Philip Sherburne writes an uncharacteristically laconic post mortem of the Love Parade tragedy:
http://www.beatportal.com/feed/it...

hello boys!

been a while, what's doing?

checked out robert hood a couple weeks back, super!

how's the party-scene being over the WC? I know my little cousin was trying to sneak into a few venues around there...

Improvisation & DJ tools...
http://www.beatportal.com/feed/it...

sa beats have been getting lots of attention around these parts lately

http://www.factmag.com/2010/07/09...

The cached link to the job ad if you're interested :)

http://bit.ly/cVWzhM

If you're an angry white male in your late 20's into metal, a band is looking for a singer.

The brief:

You:
25-35, good sense of humour, lank charisma, must drink beer and hard tack, must look the part, must tune lank, have strong opinions, must prefer the old south africa, must have own transport, must be angry, must be white, english or afrikaans, must be a total mental metal head to the core. Must like, listen to, be able to sing: Slayer, The Haunted, Snot, At The Gates, Lamb of God, Pantera, etc. No death/black metal.

We:
36, 37, 41, we laugh a lot, we have loads of charisma, we drink beer and cider mixed together and we drink tack mixed with anything or on it's own, we have strong opinions and we tune lank kak, we are english white people and we prefer the old south africa, we listen to Slayer, The Haunted, At The Gates, Lamb of God, The Refused, Faith No More, Machine Head, Billy Talent, Pantera, Carnal Forge, Snot, Alexisonfire, Deftones, Tool, Gallows, you get the picture.

We have access to the best studio and award winning producer in the country and will record our second full length album next year. Other than that we have nothing planned.
So if you think you can hack it and work with us, we will certainly give you a try and let's rock out.
e mail us your story if you are keen, and if you don't fit the description - don't bother us.
Metal \m/

Anyone know when LLMoog is opening again? Or whats going on there? Seems quite sad just as it was hitting its stride.

hahah what the heck is going on here....ridiculous...lol

anyway hope you all have great weekend, although i wouldn't mind going to Ibiza....

well just to break the silence from the dumbest robot ever hogging e-vent - BLEH

actually, it kinda sounds like william burroughs stuff to me...

check out the origin of tape loops by him.

@b. Skynet has become self-aware? If so, oh crap.

Bot poetry...a new genre?

"Listening to music for real airports in a real airport would make me want to punch somebody, I think." - tBd

http://mnmlssg.blogspot.com/2010/...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/m...

a truly hilarious quote from dinkys hype / blurb / blah when describing how her broad range of sounds come together:

''something like a sun-dappled clearing in the woods''

ok then.

that would be 'undervalued'

now, now, Navs, i'll have no dissing of Mr Richards round here, ta.

if anything hes unervalued. it takes quite a bit of talent to hold down a residency at a place like fabric for a couple years...

wow, navs i think you need big cup of stfu, what is your town anyway?

I wish we had a club like that to complain about..

Someone fell into the cauldron of Hater-Ade when they were a baby!

Good riddance they booked the same overpriced djs who with there narrow minded thinking tend to not think beyond their’s and their mates record labels when playing, incest that ran the same gauntlet forever, recurring on an annual basis. residents Terry Francis, Richards anyone???...pretty overrated huh. Change is good; no one club should dominate the landscape. I hope to god this happens to an unORIGINal club in my town…with the winds of change blowing briskly into the sails it’s already starting to happen.

Long live Berghain with their dominant music policy and indestructible residents.

ditto - some of the best nights out ever!

tragic. some of my best club experiences ever at that place. Looks like Matter completely backfired on them. they had to pump millions into it to keep it alive and now its taken them down with it.

http://www.residentadvisor.net/ne...

great tunes but how utterly railed do the 2 of them look?!

this is absolutely sensational.gem.

http://www.getthecurse.com/2010/0...

and to all those that play cheesy funk/y/electro/house listen to this and take notes.

Incredible Kevin Gorman mix on ssgs. http://mnmlssg.blogspot.com/

Peroxide is officially hip:
http://www.astoreisgood.com/blog/...

All roads lead to Apache
http://soul-sides.com/2005/04/all...

musical necrophilia..awesome.

fuck yeah, that kenny g rant is epic! love it

Pat Metheny on Kenny G

A must read and too long to post the full content here :)

Hilarious

http://www.jazzoasis.com/methenyo...

shot main man.

navs: nice mix...relentless pace

mix contribution from me:

http://soundcloud.com/user2670215...

stripped-down stuff for the sweat rooms.

F^*(&(ing hilarious actually :D

yes, soooooo utterly hilarious.

please.